";s:4:"text";s:11451:"I'm SO SICK. It's … However, he sends all three of them into Fortnite and explains his plans to Elise to create a new game with her as his personal beta tester. The actor is reportedly in final negotiations to … Temporarily disable your browser extensions (ad block, ghostery, no-script, flash blocker, mute tab, etc) and refresh the page. The next day, Eggman comes to an intervention arranged by Shadow and Rouge utterly drunk, denying responsibility for any of his previous actions. I know people will hate me for this, but Eggman is personally the worst villain I ever saw. Throughout the first dub, Eggman's dick is mentioned numerous times, and Shadow reveals that it looked like "every single Tetris block at once". The Archie Eggman is one of the best and most dangerous villains. LOOK AT THAT! Rouge: Fucking your wife again. High intelligenceCunningMaster of roboticsMechanical armour suitsStrengthExpert hackingExtremely loud yelling Look at the moon! However, his Fortnite game is deleted and he crashes his ship. THING?! I'M SO SICK OF YOU. During the fight, Eggman lists his creationâs different abilities, with Sonic making a quip every now and then. Deviation Actions. TASXS-The Abridged Sonic X Series is a series that, despite the release dates of the episodes entitled "Acts" that were already completed and publicly released, is just starting its run as a re-telling of the Sonic X story as many other Abridged Series do with the anime and/or games they parody. Origin Summary. Hitting shelves this October, Sonic the Hedgehog 30th Anniversary Special is an 80-page comic book featuring three stories of the colorful heroes and villains that fans love.David Mariotte of IDW said:. (throws emerald into slot) Eggman's Computer: Currently being hacked. Eggman and james marsden lending support as tom wachowski the sheriff of green hills. Eggman continues to ramble as a text document appears on a nearby computer screen, displaying the latter's frustrations with his wife, whom he claims to have made a machine to pleasure her, but she went to fuck Sonic and his friends and was now targeting the world. Eggman: This time, I'll take your lives as well as the Chaos Emerald! Eggman pets Metal Sally saying, “ Good girl, “ already treating her like a beloved pet, and tells Snively to prepare for a full assault, damaged Death Egg or not. Rouge: You shouldn't talk to your wife that way! Ivo Robotnik Later on, Eggman hacks into the president's TV while calling himself "The Glitch" and threatening to release his new album "Cracking Eggs". Tails: Eggman, you need to calm down! It echoes through the large, transparent room. Shadow: Yeah? Eggman: [DEMONIC SCREECHING]. A mysterious portal opens and Dr. Eggman comes out. Eggman's "pissing on the moon" rant has reached meme-status and is considered to be the best moment of RTFG. Fortunately, Sonic arrives to take the mystical gem from Eggman. But I'm excited, I read the script and it's awesome." All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. Eggman is amazed by Shadow's sudden appearance and asks him to join his team, but Shadow refuses and leaves to fuck Eggman's wife, leaving the latter enraged and dumbfounded. Now go look for Sonic, and hurry up, you... fucking... cuckhogs! That's right, this is what you get! I just wanna say thanks to Sonicgirl95 for helping with this. Eggman: Obama is a... strong figure to the America- I would never say such a thing! Eggman shouts at Shadow again over the phone as he overheard his conversation with Rouge talking about his dick, but the hedgehog simply tells the doctor to piss off. Sonic. While this page isn't considered NSFW, it still does contain a lot of profanity, and we mean a lot. Rouge: Anyway, I also saw that this guy over here fucked your wife. Before the fight against the Egg Golem, Eggman confronts Sonic and yells at him due to the hedgehog fucking his wife, as well as his crops. Eggman: I told you, I have alternatives! (for now) However, as of Season 3, the show has taken a much lighter turn in which characters that previously didn't get much action are now taking the spotlight (including most of the sisters). Sheâs been writing for Screen Rant since 2014 and has appeared on the Total Geekall podcast. SHUT UP! But because I'm the voice behind a speaker, I don't know any exact dates or anything like that. Occupation Eggman opens the script, only to find that it's a plain IKEA script. He has driven entire races into extinction and taken over most of Möbius. During his reviews, he holds a air of professional and calmness, but at t… How I hate that miserable blue rodent. As a move of intimidation, Eggman blows up a walnut/rock-shaped ship in space, forming it into an Eggman-shaped ship — and uses it to laser-pee on the Moon as vengeance on Shadow and the world. SHUT UP. Written by Patrick Casey and Josh Miller (Into the Dark: School Spirit), the Sonic the Hedgehog script turns Sonic (voiced by Ben Schwartz) into a superhero of a kind, making him an alien from another world with a special ability that's sought after by those who would use it for evil. The doctor later finds himself first softly singing the first verse of his version of "Mad World", before suddenly screaming in pure anger as he finds himself in the military base once again, proclaiming "I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!!!" Shadow: Go ahead. In Sonic the Hedgehog (2006), Eggman appears to have regained much of his sanity after his breakdown in the ARK, instead focusing on building a new 'battle royale' game using Princess Elise. the script is signed by Adam Sandler, and this revelation makes Eggman ecstatic because he could sell it for millions of dollars and can thus retire from his job chasing hedgehogs. Dr. Eggman also known as EggGru is one of the main antagonists and protagonists of the Sonic Adventure 2, Sonic 06, and Sonic Riders fandubs by SnapCube. Instead, he finds live footage of Shadow's dick, including the hedgehog saying he's fucked Eggman's wife already and doesn't plan on stopping. Destroy half of the moon as per revenge of Shadow pissing on his wife (succeeded).Kill Sonic and all of his friends (failed).Collect the Chaos Emeralds and take over the world (failed).Make everyone in the world watch his Vine compilations and Splatoon 2 Let's Plays (failed).Move past getting cucked by furries (succeeded).Create a new battle royale game with Elise as his beta tester (failed).Stop Mephiles from destroying the universe (succeeded).Remarry after having divorced Martha (status unknown).Keep people from returning their movies to Redbox on time (succeeded).Promote the Gamecube 2 by making Click 2 (failed).Get rich from selling a rug that was signed by Adam Sandler (failed).Cause discourse through Click 2 hit clips (succeeded). The audio has been remixed and placed over … Eggman finally takes a moment to glance at this particular capsule and Cubot before he moves to a display that seems to show vitals of the figure trapped within.] This is an intervention. Goin' UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! Full Name Chase: [interrupting] HE'S SO BIG! He becomes even more enraged when he enters the building again, instantly targeting the robots who had previously tormented him. Eggman: Listen! Taken from SnapCube's real-time Sonic Adventure 2 fandub videos, featuring all the clips of Eggman and his voice actor, Alfred (plus the Biolizard). [Dave jumps on the floor and rolls his eyes. Though Tails tells Eggman to calm down, this finally breaks the doctor completely as he goes into a mad and wild rage over simply wanting to live his life. [pulls out Chaos Emerald] Juan "Johnny" Ortiz, better known online as SomecallmeJohnny, is a Puerto Ricangaming YouTuber, who primarily makes gaming reviews. I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife. Shadow: Good job. Shadow: You pissed on the moon, Eggman. He also shows delight in finding out that Sonic is dead, but is later impressed with the latter's skills when it came to killing Solaris. Now, you can either give you up and we play PUBG together OR... you can stay down here and wrestle in your Fortnite or whatever you kids are playing now. YOU WANNA SEE SOME... WEIRD SHIT?! Oh, this car-, Sonic Adventure 2 Thanks for the 3Mil+ views. Dr. Ivo Robotnik, also known as Dr. Eggman or simply Eggman, is the main antagonist of Sonic Adventure 2 (and arguably the main protagonist of the Dark Story), the secondary antagonist of Sonic the Hedgehog (2006), and the main antagonist of Sonic Riders by YouTuber SnapCube as part of their Real-Time Fandub Games series. SnapCube Eggman: I-I-I flew! Near the end of their fight, Eggman is critically injured and threatens to call the police, to which Tails reveals that he is a member of. Computer: DRAMA DETECTED. After Elise escapes him, he kidnaps her again. As you can see, Twitter went through a bunch of updates. And you over there? Eggman: Frank Ocean can't save you now, sweetheart. That sucks a lot, dude. AND YOU! Eggman is last heard screaming Sonic's name as the hedgehog leaves the space station. By SonicBoomFan14. Sonic Adventure 3 (ã½ããã¯ã¢ããã³ãã£ã¼Sonikku AdobenchÄ 3) is a 2021 Sonic the Hedgehog 3D Platformer for Xbox One, PlayStation 4, Nintendo Switch, Xbox Series X, PlayStation 5, and Steam. Eggman broadcasts his new vlog, whereupon he showcases his new product, the Gamecube 2, taunting Shigairo Mayamo (who is Knuckles) in the process. (makes weird noises) YA SEE THAT?! I WANNA LIVE MY LIFE! I put the thing, then I pull it out, and then (grunts strangely) pull it out again. In Sonic the Hedgehog (2006), Eggman is noticeably more intelligent, as well as less drunk and raging. Okay, I'm logging onto Twitter. Of all the women's MMA champions of all time (so far) she seems like the most 'complete' human being - by far. Eggman is also incredibly vengeful, mainly due to most of the main cast of characters having sex with his wife behind his back, and in the case of Shadow, posting it online for everyone to know about. He is an evil (yet incompetent and angry) scientist who is Sonic the Hedgehog's arch-nemesis. 76 Comments. What'cha gonna do, binch? Hobby And then I look at you and I'm like (grunts even more). That's right, he took his hedgehog f***ing quilly dick out and he pissed on my f***ing wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "That's disgusting!"! Getting the obvious out of the way first, the biggest hint towards the direction of a Sonic the Hedgehog sequel comes during the credits. Eggman Pisses On the Moon, also known as Shadow the Hedgehog Is a Bitch-Ass Motherfucker, refers to an audio clip taken from YouTube channel SnapCube in which a man improvises dialogue over a cutscene from Sonic Adventure 2, acting as the villainous Dr. Robotnik, aka Eggman, saying he was urinating on the moon. — Alfred Coleman, portraying Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik in Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) "I have you both— all of you trapped here. I have 50 alternate accounts. Look around you, imagine: dragons. (small silence) Lol. Eggman: I don't give a flying fuck, that bitch can fuck off, I've divorced her ass three hours ago! Attempted murderDeath threatsSlanderAnimal crueltyOppressionKidnappingTerrorismMass destructionAttempted omnicideStalkingTheft ";s:7:"keyword";s:18:"consonant r blends";s:5:"links";s:842:"Manchester Urgent Care,
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